Satire: Woke Mel Gibson Says Volume Two

“Men have nipples. Does that mean I want to fuck my mates? No sir. Yet, it would be perfectly ok if I did. If you get horny at the sight of a female breast, it’s time to look in the mirror and realize that you’re a sinner with big meaty pepperonis yourself. If you must, stare at those. There’s no difference. I used to be like you. Then I weaned on my own nipples.”