A lot of people don’t realize that Jesse Ventura was the original Uncle Jesse on Full House.
"What ever happened to predictability? The milkman, a paperboy, a tranny, or even HIV! You miss your old familiar friends, waiting for you around the bed! Everywhere you look, it's so hard, it's so hard, they got a cock for you! Everywhere you look, you look, there's a cock with a mouth that needs you! When you're lost out there, and without a bone, just follow the jizz trail to get you back home! Bah-du-du-da-bah-ba-dada!"
After a night out “with the boys”, Danny attracts a lady and she comes back to the house with them.
Danny: “Alright guys. We’re gonna call it a night. Thanks for a night to remember.”
Jesse: “You kids play nice. And remember. No funny business. I’ll see you two love birds tomorrow.”
Danny: “I thought I’d put on some tunes to keep the buzz going. Marvin Gaye? Or are you feeling freaky? Primus?
Sandy: “Danny. Just get over here and embrace me already.”
Danny: Don’t mind if I do.
The show gives the impression that they’re in the midst of a sexual act. Danny is behind her.
Sandy: “Danny you’re quite the cowboy. You seem so reserved on Wake Up San Francisco. I like this Danny!”
In a moment of panic to keep the excitement and allure going, knowing he can’t hold it any longer, Danny leans over and whispers to her in a near orgasm cadence, “let the wind take it”. He proceeds to show his wild side by carelessly clearing his urethra in a quivering swiveling fashion on the nearest wall.
The scene opens up with Joey and Jesse repainting Danny’s room.