Satire: Danny Tanner Makes a Mess

After a night out “with the boys”, Danny attracts a lady and she comes back to the house with them.


Danny: “Alright guys. We’re gonna call it a night. Thanks for a night to remember.”


Jesse: “You kids play nice. And remember. No funny business. I’ll see you two love birds tomorrow.”


Door closes


Danny: “I thought I’d put on some tunes to keep the buzz going. Marvin Gaye? Or are you feeling freaky? Primus?


Sandy: “Danny. Just get over here and embrace me already.”


Danny: Don’t mind if I do.


The show gives the impression that they’re in the midst of a sexual act. Danny is behind her.


Sandy: “Danny you’re quite the cowboy. You seem so reserved on Wake Up San Francisco. I like this Danny!”


In a moment of panic to keep the excitement and allure going, knowing he can’t hold it any longer, Danny leans over and whispers to her in a near orgasm cadence, “let the wind take it”. He proceeds to show his wild side by carelessly clearing his urethra in a quivering swiveling fashion on the nearest wall.


Next Scene:


The scene opens up with Joey and Jesse repainting Danny’s room.