Don’t Eat The Raisins
  • Content
  • Contact
  • Content
  • Contact
Search

Satire: Danny Tanner Makes a Mess

8/15/2020

0 Comments

 
After a night out “with the boys”, Danny attracts a lady and she comes back to the house with them.


Danny: “Alright guys. We’re gonna call it a night. Thanks for a night to remember.”


Jesse: “You kids play nice. And remember. No funny business. I’ll see you two love birds tomorrow.”


Door closes


Danny: “I thought I’d put on some tunes to keep the buzz going. Marvin Gaye? Or are you feeling freaky? Primus?


Sandy: “Danny. Just get over here and embrace me already.”


Danny: Don’t mind if I do.


The show gives the impression that they’re in the midst of a sexual act. Danny is behind her.


Sandy: “Danny you’re quite the cowboy. You seem so reserved on Wake Up San Francisco. I like this Danny!”


In a moment of panic to keep the excitement and allure going, knowing he can’t hold it any longer, Danny leans over and whispers to her in a near orgasm cadence, “let the wind take it”. He proceeds to show his wild side by carelessly clearing his urethra in a quivering swiveling fashion on the nearest wall.


Next Scene:


The scene opens up with Joey and Jesse repainting Danny’s room.
0 Comments



Leave a Reply.

    Archives

    June 2022
    May 2022
    April 2022
    March 2022
    February 2022
    January 2022
    December 2021
    June 2021
    May 2021
    April 2021
    March 2021
    October 2020
    September 2020
    August 2020
    July 2020

    Categories

    All
    Bill Maher
    Boy Meets World
    Danny Devito
    Full House
    Jesse Ventura
    Jordan Peterson
    Mel Gibson
    Miscellaneous
    Satire Casual Encounters

    RSS Feed

Powered by Create your own unique website with customizable templates.
  • Content
  • Contact