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Satire: Fat Bill Maher on Fred Savage Leaving ‘The Wonder Years’ Reboot

5/11/2022

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"Oh really people? C'mon. His last name is Savage. The writing was on the wall and the cock was probably deep down her throat or full mast up her ass. New rule. If you’re trying to relieve your glory days on a new spin off of a show called "The Wonder Years" then do yourself a favor. How about you go down to a dive bar, put Bruce Springsteen on the jukebox, drink shitty beer and drunk babble to the bum next to you? Mkay!”
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Satire: That Time Uncle Jesse Made Sausage

5/6/2022

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Jesse: Alright men. This is our night. The girls are at the movies and we get to pig out. If you know what I mean.

Danny: Jesse. I was born for this. Where's the vodka, I'll go first. Should I snort it?

Joey: (Popeye Impression) Eye eye eye. Cut. It. Out. We can't be doing nose candy or jungle juice. We're not children ok. We smoke cigars like the big boys.

Jesse: You're on the right track. But I'll put something even better in that mouth. You boys like sausages right? Ever been to a whole festival of them?

Danny: Now you're making me hungry Jesse. Don't lead us on. Where is the sausage? I could eat a horse right now. And a big horse.

Jesse: Oh don't worry Danny. You'll be stuffed.

Joey: I don't like the sound of this Jesse. It sounds like something I tried once in college. I'm gonna go watch Sesame Street.

Jesse: Ok Danny. It's just the two of us. All the sausage two men can eat. Well, don't just sit there. Relax. Close your eyes. And open your mouth. That's it.

Danny: Mmmmm what is? What? (Gag)

Joey walks in to tell them what Elmo just did

Jesse to Joey: It's not what it looks like!
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