Satire: Sam Harris Gets Trippy With Cock Science on Joe Rogan

“Joe. My point is really a question. What if? What if penis is man’s rocket to the moon so to speak. Or to Mars. Or to Jupiter. I’m speaking metaphorically of course but stay with me. Because metaphors explain the undertones of reality, especially when the science is not yet feasible. Or even explainable. My theory is that throughout history, the concept of space has really been built on the longing and distant quest for a woman’s vagina. The vagina of now, one might say. The manhole of the universe.”