Satire: Jordan Peterson on Lust

​“The vagina is the cave of life. You can enter but can you leave? That’s the price of living in society. It’ll brand you with lust and then you’re naked in the woods with a hard on and no compass. Your d*ck will always point toward the cave but is that really always the best way? You’ve lost your sense of direction. You’re a mad man with no wife. And no life! You’re the mirror image of pornography. A man in his ripped up briefs with chips on his lips. Seeking admiration from a bitch with good hips. That’s just plain dishonor. A casual dripping away of manhood. Make a shift. You need to give up the goose and let society give you a raspberry. Right on the anus! That’ll shake things up. Maybe then, in the midst of awkward confusion, will you live with honor and walk through the cave of life with no attachment.”