Satire: Jordan Peterson on Joe Biden

“Yea, ok. Sure. He’s handsome. But we all know that already. The presidency shouldn’t be a popularity contest based on having a Clint Eastwood appeal. Do I agree with his politics? Well, that brings up another point. I haven’t paid much attention to what he says. Therefore, I can’t tell you how well he would do in the anal office. Excuse me. The bl*wjob office. To go back to the point I was making, I haven’t been pulled in by Joe Biden’s foreplay. He hasn’t enticed me. He hasn’t wet my appetite and therefore what can I say of a man with no words? Sure he has words. We all do. But does he know how to use them? Does he know how to stroke both my ego and my back while flexing his own muscles and making me think he’s a real renaissance man. No. But I do like the man. Superficially if anything.”