Satire: Fat Tom Brady Carbs Up

Tom "The BreadBasket" Brady.

Went from the greatest quarterback of all time to to a typical armchair quarter back. Shows up every Sunday uninvited, sits in your recliner, calls every play, drinks all his beer then drinks everyone else's. Eats all the finger foods, and just stays long enough for wings before the 8 o'clock game kick off, and then promptly leaves when he gets the call from his wife to return home.

​Famous quote: "It's my team's year this year, I can feel it! Team loses miserably and then complains the rest of the season about how much his team sucks but still wears jerseys and hats to every game.