Satire: Al Bundy Goes Cuckoo for Cuckery

Al: “Peggy. You know I work for a living. I have enough women bothering me all day to not need you spreading your legs every damn day. I’m just trying to watch cops and eat a sandwich.”


Al opens his pants and takes a big bite of a giant sandwich


Peggy: “Well then. Do something about it big boy.”


Al: “Peggy. What do you want me to... Wait a moment.”


Al goes into deep thought in a dream-like focus


Al thinks to himself: “That pansy down the road that offers his wife to fat guys. He found the secret to life. That’s my way out!”


Al comes back to reality and the image of his turned-on wife disturbs him. He shakes noticeably at the look of her.


Al: “Peggy. I’ve got it. I’m a cuck. That’s who I am. You’re gonna have to get used to it.”


Peggy: “Al you’re not fooling me. I’ve never seen you get aroused by other men looking at me.”


Al realizes that he better sound convincing or his plan might be ruined.


Al: “Peggy. Nothing gets me more turned on than the thought of watching another man romp with you in our bed. I can barely hold the excitement. I’m gonna have to go sit down and eat before I get too hot.”


Al takes a bite of his sandwich while fantasizing about drinking beer in his underwear in peace while his wife is being distracted by someone else.