ChatGPT Generated Satire: Comedian Joe DeRosa Dreams That McDonalds Now Only Serves Fillet O Fish

Input: Create a fictional dream that Joe DeRosa has about his favorite restaurant McDonalds now only selling Fillet O Fish, which is a food that he greatly dislikes.

Output:

​In Joe DeRosa's dream, he walks into his local McDonald's restaurant, stomach growling with anticipation for his usual order of a Big Mac and fries. But as he approaches the counter, he notices something strange. The menu board has been replaced with one item: the Fillet O Fish.Confused, Joe approaches the cashier and asks where all the other menu items have gone. The cashier, with a sly grin, tells him that McDonald's has decided to focus solely on the Fillet O Fish and that it's now the only thing they serve.
Joe is horrified. He's never been a fan of the fish sandwich and can't believe that this is his only option. He tries to reason with the cashier, but she just shrugs and hands him his Fillet O Fish in a sad little wrapper.
As Joe takes a bite, he can feel his taste buds revolting. The fish is dry and bland, and the tartar sauce does nothing to improve the flavor. He tries to force himself to eat it, but ends up throwing it in the trash and leaving the restaurant in disgust.
As Joe walks out of the McDonald's, he sees that all the other fast food chains have also turned into Fillet O Fish restaurants. He can't believe that this is his new reality and that he'll never be able to enjoy his beloved Big Mac again.
Joe wakes up in a cold sweat, realizing it was just a nightmare. But he still couldn't shake off the feeling of dread that McDonald's only selling Fillet O Fish would become a reality. He decided to go to his nearest McDonald's and order his favorite meal, just to make sure it still exists.