Input: Create an I Love Lucy scene where Big Jay Oakerson performs at the Tropicana and Ethel doesn’t like his style of comedy.
Output: (The scene opens with Big Jay Oakerson on stage at the Tropicana, performing stand-up comedy in front of a live audience) Big Jay Oakerson: (telling a joke) So, I was at the doctor's office the other day, and the nurse asks me, "Sir, do you have any STDs?" And I said, "Yeah, I've got a couple of them. But, don't worry, they're all in my stand-up comedy routine." (Audience laughs) Ethel: (sitting in the audience, not amused) Oh, Fred. I don't like this guy's comedy. It's too crude for my taste. Fred: (laughing) Come on, Ethel. He's just telling jokes. Ethel: (disapproving) Well, I don't think it's funny. Big Jay Oakerson: (on stage) And, have you ever noticed how it's always the quiet ones who are the freaks in the bedroom? (Audience laughs) Ethel: (getting more uncomfortable) Fred, I really want to leave. Fred: (trying to convince her to stay) Just a few more minutes, Ethel. He's almost done. Big Jay Oakerson: (on stage) And, you know what they say about women who wear red lipstick? They're either looking for trouble or they're hiding something. Ethel: (getting up to leave) That's it, Fred. I'm leaving. I can't sit here and listen to this kind of language. Fred: (getting up to leave with her) Alright, Ethel. We'll leave. (The scene ends with Ethel and Fred leaving the Tropicana, while Big Jay Oakerson continues his comedy routine on stage)
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