Input: Create a fictional movie where Big Jay Oakerson does a belly flop into the ocean and all the water goes into the sky and Ari Shaffir has to save the day but it gets absolutely ridiculous and unbelievable with a mix of dry humor and wild nonsensical slapstick.
Title: Belly Flop Apocalypse
Scene: A beautiful day on the beach, and Big Jay Oakerson is ready to show off his diving skills.
Big Jay: (excitedly) "Watch this, Ari! I'm going to do the biggest belly flop the world has ever seen!"
Ari Shaffir: (skeptically) "Uh, Big Jay. I'm not sure that's a good idea."
Big Jay: (determined) "Nonsense! I've got this!"
With a mighty leap, Big Jay performs a giant belly flop into the ocean. But as he splashes into the water, something strange happens. The water starts to rise, higher and higher into the sky, until it's a giant tidal wave, threatening to flood the entire world.
Ari Shaffir: (panicking) "What have you done, Big Jay?"
Big Jay: (laughing) "I guess I went a little overboard with that belly flop."
Ari Shaffir: (serious) "We've got to do something, fast!"
The two of them hatch a wild and ridiculous plan to save the world, involving everything from jetpacks to giant rubber ducks. As they race against time, they find themselves in wacky and absurd situations, making jokes and puns at every turn.
Ari: (flying on a jetpack) "I hope this thing doesn't run out of fuel!"
Big Jay: (riding a giant rubber duck) "Don't worry, Ari! I've got plenty of quackers!"
As the action reaches its climax, Ari and Big Jay face their biggest challenge yet: a giant water monster, ready to unleash its wrath upon the world.
Ari: (laughing) "Well, Big Jay. I think we're in deep water now."
Big Jay: (serious) "Don't worry, Ari. I've got a plan!"
With a combination of dry humor and wild nonsensical slapstick, Ari and Big Jay take on the water monster, and in the end, save the world from the belly flop apocalypse.
The two of them walk off into the sunset, arm in arm, ready for their next wild and ridiculous adventure.