The Musings and Collective Writings of a Blackout Drunk: Part One

Oh hey. Thanks for having good taste. This was written by a wasted member of our team. Take it with a grain of salt and maybe a bit of grain as some of it appears to be senseless. Enjoy.


Satire: John Goodman and The Gay Men


Roseanne gets high on sleeping pills, and it doesn't matter if you're naughty or nice. She starts attacking everyone, lashing out anyway she can. He decides he can fit down any chimney with Santa attire. So he plumes a neighborhood chimney and gets stuck. It's a disaster. He didnt know, but this house is a gay sex orgy cult. They start licking and lubing his asshole up and down. He finally slides down covered in spit. He says "I'm a good man, but now I'm a Gay man!"