Jesse: Alright men. This is our night. The girls are at the movies and we get to pig out. If you know what I mean.
Danny: Jesse. I was born for this. Where's the vodka, I'll go first. Should I snort it?
Joey: (Popeye Impression) Eye eye eye. Cut. It. Out. We can't be doing nose candy or jungle juice. We're not children ok. We smoke cigars like the big boys.
Jesse: You're on the right track. But I'll put something even better in that mouth. You boys like sausages right? Ever been to a whole festival of them?
Danny: Now you're making me hungry Jesse. Don't lead us on. Where is the sausage? I could eat a horse right now. And a big horse.
Jesse: Oh don't worry Danny. You'll be stuffed.
Joey: I don't like the sound of this Jesse. It sounds like something I tried once in college. I'm gonna go watch Sesame Street.
Jesse: Ok Danny. It's just the two of us. All the sausage two men can eat. Well, don't just sit there. Relax. Close your eyes. And open your mouth. That's it.
Danny: Mmmmm what is? What? (Gag)
Joey walks in to tell them what Elmo just did
Jesse to Joey: It's not what it looks like!