Satire: Supperman Saves Dinner

“To that woman at the park offering her man fat-free cheese on whole grain bread: How dare you?”


“To the man trying to lose weight that asked for the check before his friends could order dessert: You should be ashamed.”


“Where dinner falls short for men everywhere: I’ll be there.”


“If I see a real bitch say he’s only getting salad, I’ll be there to order him nachos with extra sour cream.”


“If I see a wife close the menu on him when you know he wants dessert, expect 10 scoops and whipped cream to be coming his way.”


“Some say I’m a hero. Some say I’m a god. I call it ice cream social justice.”


“Of course I could eat the whole pie but everybody deserves a slice of it. That’s why I eat before dinner.”