Satire: Danny Devito Gets Delivery

Pizza Delivery Guy: “Hey Danny D, the pizza’s on me. I’ll be honest. For the last several of your multiple large cheese orders, I flopped a dick on top of at least one pie. I hope you’ll accept my apology and not tell my boss. I’ll be paying for this order. My conscience couldn’t handle it anymore and I felt it was the right thing to do. If you don’t accept this pizza, I more than understand.”


Danny Devito: “Who gives a fuck? You gave yourself a greasy dick.”


Pizza Delivery Guy: (Lost for words)


Danny Devito: “Do you go down on your girlfriend? Don’t you put your dick there too? What difference does it make?”


Pizza Delivery Guy: (Lost for words)


Danny Devito: “Most of the population have had dicks in their mouth so you’re gonna have to try harder to gross me out. Otherwise, try to get the pizza here in under 40 minutes if you want to get a tip.”